Dear Diary,

     Today, we had to leave the HMS Beagle for some reason.
     We were all sucked into different portals and we are going to be somewhere else next week. I have no idea where we're going, but I hope I can find my way around.
     The portal I was sucked into was very weird. It looked like there was a little person with spiky yellow hair in a blue suit with yellow boots. He was saying, "The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! Our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently." He was crawling around on a desert landscape. "To survive, Spiff must find food!" he added. Just then, he jumped up and began running after some flying creature, saying, "Spiff follows a Scavenger Mordon! Perhaps there's a fresh kill nearby!"

He came upon a giant dead creature of some sort, and said "Ughhh! The stench! Our hero becomes a vegetarian on the spot!" He went over to some plants. "But the grasses are indigestible! The fruit is poisonous! There's nothing to eat at all!"

     He's a very weird person who always narrates what he's doing. He went over to a pit and looked down. (From what he's saying, I think I don't need to tell you anymore.)
    "Weak and Despairing, Spiff peers into a frozen geyser pit! What's down there? Ice cream sandwiches! Our hero is saved!"
     Just then, I saw that same person in a red-striped shirt sitting next to a girl with brown hair. The girl said, "That's not very healthy."
    That weird boy said "'I only need to survive until I can escape,' our hero mutters grimly.

~Aliaranel~