Dear Diary,
    I am back on the ship. Now we are heading for Brazil. I do not like this ship —it is musty. There are seagulls flying everywhere, and pecking me here and there. Oh how I wish this voyage would end. I want to go home!
   Agent X has been talking to me lately. I try to be kind but it is hard. He is not my favorite person. Today Agent X was talking to me and he said, "It's a beautiful day why do you stay in?"
   I respond "Mary Tuna who looks after me is not up yet; I would never want to worry her or wake her up."
    Agent X replies, "Oh, ok."
   Agent X knew the captain's niece was sleeping. Somebody announces when she wakes up. Didn't he know I was a good little princess? I guess not. All is well. At least my guardian wasn't woken up.
   "Oh blast these seagulls. I hope this is the last day they'll ever poke me."