Dear Diary,
    I was in the amusement park on Dogland. I was heading to where I could get a soda, when I noticed something going on. A man dressed in a Darth Vader costume was fiddling with the controls on the rollercoaster. At first, I thought it was the park manager, when I noticed he had a lightsaber. Now Star Wars isn't real, right?
    This wasn't the plastic kind, for your information. It was metal. Uh-huh. So, I needed to investigate this more, but how? Smilie invisibilty probably won't help me, since he would sense me in the force... well, it was worth a shot. So, I immediately became a smilie.
    "Hmmmm..." I thought "If this guy's real, then I might be able to use the force." I did sense it. Wait—he is dead. The Emperor killed him, but he killed the Emperor first. Oh, no! We start the saga over again, starting with the first movie.
    Who would be on it, though? I forgot that I was a smilie, so I changed back to my normal self. I looked up. Then, I saw a droid was on it. It looked like a guy in an R2-D2 costume. I quickly ran to the control box with Vader still at work and tapped him on the shoulder...