Secret Log Book Entry #10
Agent X was walking along when a crew member came along and handed him a
piece of paper. Agent X carfully opened it and started reading. This is what
it said:
Dear Poochykins,
Oh, how i miss you so. It is so lonely here without
you, Poochywoochy. How are the views?
Please write back, Smoochyloochy!
Love Mommy.
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Agent X turned bright pink, his eyebrows narrowed. He tightened
his grip on the paper and then tore it into shreds.
He grabbed a piece of paper and began writing frantically:
Ok, Mom, the
views are great. Out my window there is some murky water with green lilly-paddish
things. The sky is blue. Get lost.
Agent X.
P.S. I'm seceding from the family.
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Agent X mailed the letter and went off to find Mr. X. The X-men went into the
kitchen to get some whiskey before it was burned. The X's were not happy to see
that there was a cook in the kitchen. Agent X jumped on the cook and pinned him
to the wall, while Mr.X got the whiskey. Agent X snatched some rope and tied up
the cook. Mr. X got a handkerchief and put it in the cook's mouth for a gag.
Then, the X-men went off to drink their whiskey. After Agent X's party, he went
off into the town. With his gun at his side, he strolled through the streets.
Agent X went off to look for some interesting fun. Ah ha! there was some fun
there was a wedding going on! Agent X barged right through the crowd and tackled
the groom. The bride screamed and fainted. Someone went to go get the police.
Soon the police arrived and surrounded Agent X. The police jumped upon him
and dragged him off to jail. They chucked Agent X into a high security
cell and locked the door.
Agent X noticed that he was in a long tower. He looked way up and found that
there was only a wooden roof. He climbed up to the small barred window and found a foot hold that he
could use to pull himself up. Now, Agent X took the knife that was in his shoulder from his first encounter with George Rowlett and cut a hole in the roof. He pulled himself up and out of the building.
Then, Agent X ran to a nearby
corrall. Oh no! There were the police coming fast on horses! He jumped the
fence of the corral and jumped on a horse. Then. Agent X jumped his horse over
the fence and the chase was on!
Agent X galloped through the city streets with
the cops hot on his tail. Oh no! There were more policemen in front of him!
Agent X shot bullets, but the noble steed came to the rescue. Agent X's
horse jumped over the cops, hitting one in the head with his hoof. Agent X
galloped out of town. When he was far away, he jumped of his horse, patted him on the nose and gave him an apple that he found in his pocket.
Agent X gave the steed one last pat on
the nose and went off to the ship.
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