From the secret log book of Agent X

Secret Log Book Entry #1

     I was playing poker in the Gun Room with Mr. X when Janis ran hurriedly by and tripped over my foot. It was very painful, and I wanted to get revenge on her. So I crept upstairs until I was over what I thought was the Slop Room. Then I drilled a hole in the floor and put a stink bomb through it.
     Later that day, the Captain came out of his room holding his nose. "Uh Oh," I thought, "I must have drilled the hole over the Captain's room!"
     I scurried out of the room because I didn't want the Captain to find out that I had put the stink bomb in his room and dove into a barrel. There was a scream and I found that the barrel was occupied by a stowaway! I quickly ran down stairs only to find that a lot of bilge water was seeping up through the floor. Then I took some caulk and caulked up the crack. The yucky bilge water made me lose my appetite, and since I was too lazy to clean up the water, I left it there for somone else to clean up.