Dear Diary,
     Everyone had to get off the H.M.S Beagle immediately. I was told this by Captain FitzRoy. We are only allowed to take one item with us, and I chose my beloved piglet Princess. I also got to take a backpack full of things. The things are: a cotton shirt, two pairs of pants, a dull plastic butter knife, 1,200 zenys, and lucky for me: a nut-free power bar. For this princess has bad allergies.
    I was told to enter a portal at the Stofer Interface. I took my dear Princess through the portal with me, and we landed in Scooby land! We landed in a big creepy castle, and I live in a castle but I never knew there were creepy castles. Once I started to look around, I found this big dog running from something, but I didn't know what it was. Then, I saw what was chasing that huge dog. It was... a vampire! I could hardly breathe it was SO SCARY to see a vampire. (Including, when your parents say that vampires don't exist, only ghosts do.)
     I wanted to save that dog, but I was too scared to walk towards the vampire. Then I saw a net fall down on the vampire and I started to cheer. When I started to cheer, some voices that didn't sound familiar were saying "What's that noise?"
     I stepped forward and said "hello?" and I saw who was making those sounds. There were young adults catching the vampire.
     "Who are you?" The strangers asked.
     "I'm Princess Shoshana." I replied. "Who are you?"
    "We are the mystery gang. My name is Fred; this is Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby-Doo, Shaggy's dog."
     The mystery gang and that big goofy dog saved me and Princess from the vampire.
    Scooby asked me, "Rhere rar rou rum?" and I asked, "Um... Translation please?"
    Shaggy replied, "He means where are you from?"
     I told the Mystery Gang that I was traveling with Captain FiztRoy and Charles Darwin on the H.M.S Beagle after being rescued from a jolly-boat. I was recently in Brazil, in the steamy hot jungle, where Charles Darwin was showing me awful bugs. Then Shaggy shouted, "Like man, a ghost!" The Mystery Gang and the big snoopy dog ran off, shouting "AHHHHH, Ghost!"
     I didn't know I'm scary. Maybe Princess and I should go through another portal, where people don't think I'm scary and where dogs don't talk with RRRs?     

-Like Wow Man,
-Shoshana