I can't move. I can see my hand. It seems to be holding some sort of staff.    I hear a voice. It says: "Third and long. My wizard takes the snap." I hear someting being moved.     I hear another voice. "My cave trolls blitz."
I swivel my eyes toward the direction from which Voice #2 came. I see a giant hand (connected to a giant arm, of course) come down from the sky. It picks up a lifesize model of a cave troll, and hits another model with it. Model #2 falls over.
"My wood elf runs a post pattern deep, while my hobbits go short," says Voice #1.     I feel myself being lifted into the air. I am put down some distance from my original position.     Voice # 2 says, " My goblin mage fires a spell of disruption."
	I hear the sound of dice being rolled, only much louder, as if they were giant dice.     Voice # 1 says, "Phooey. Incomplete." I feel myself being knocked over.    "My pixies do a victory dance," says Voice #2.
I see a few models of pixies picked up and danced around in the air by a different hand. "Guys, thats not how fantasy football works," says Voice #3.    "Says you," says Voice #1.    "Time out. My balrog wants some gatorade," says Voice #2.
Then, everything goes BLACK. BRIGHT BLACK!	based on...