January 6th

   
   Somehow, time stretched itself here confining a week into a day, so this entry is longer and more complicated the others.
   First thing I did today was that I woke up. Then, I got out of my hammock. After I was done doing those two tiring things, I managed to put one leg in front of the other, then repeated this action carefully keeping balance, and propelled myself forward in a way known as walking, or movement. This was all very exciting and all, but I noted had more to do then to get up and take two steps. So I then took a few steps, somewhere around three or four, until I was near a barrel with Fred on it. I then reached out to Fredıs jar, which was on a little hammock that I had made during the time I wasnıt sleeping or writing in this, or working or trying to figure out the stuff I canıt tell you about or this book would explode into a flaming book and blow up entirely. This would result in a burned hand and this book falling, resulting in the ignition of the floor, which would burn toward an old pile of vomit, igniting its fumes, causing the shipıs hold to burst into a fireball of pain and death, which would in turn cause mass mayhem and ship-wide panic. The magic portal would ignite, forcing the fabric of time to bend around us making the shipıs fires burn at least twenty times faster; the speed devouring the ship completely within a matter of a few ever-painful seconds that everyone on the ship would remember for the rest of their lives, for they would be engulfed in flames and have all their flesh burnt away in a painful merciless flaming blast, forcing them to die an utmost painful death‹and only if they die before the flames reach the gunroom. It would cause a explosion big enough to destroy the whole ship (in a fireball of pain and death) and make me lose my job with Captain FitzRoy—and all of this I know because of the slightly burnt book that fell through time that looks amazingly like the book I am about to show you.
    Now I know what youıre thinking: that it was a very cool diary and all, but what was in it? Care to read on? I thought so! And I can willingly say that, for I know that if you didnıt you would not have just read that sentence! Now where were we... oh yes! I was about to share with you what was inside this diary. Now, some of it was removed so that a lot of it wonıt happen, as you will see when you read on.

January -removed- at -removed- a.m Well today I thought I might talk about the greater entity that made me a nice portal! well -removed- is this big -removed- who -removed- and -removed- . isnıt that -removed- ? -removed- even gave me this cool diary!! I mean how -removed- is that? I mean I think I could sit here and talk about -removed- all -removed- long! you know I think I will! -removed- is -removed- and is so -removed- I mean -removed- really really -removed- even -removed- is -removed- can you believe -removed- ? Hey, wait did -removed- just make a -removed- in this book? I think -removed- ! oh no the books on -removed- ! oh help me -removed- ! even though Iım -removed- in this burning book! Ow, my -removed- ! my -removed- is burnt! gasp I dropped the book! -removed- ! how am I still writing? Oh, it must be -removed- ! Isnıt it so -removed- ! -removed- must be -removed- ing my -removed- ! its so simple! Donıt -removed- get -removed- ? so now that -removed- is -removed- my -removed- s... I think Iıll get -removed- ... here we are come on -removed- ... noo!!! -removed- is on fire!! oh -removed- save -removed- ! *glass -removed- * oh no! -removed- broke! oh my -removed- ! my -removed- is on fire! I never should have -removed- it! oh -removed- ! if I only wasnıt sea--removed- ... now the ship is -removed- ! oh I never should have wrote about -removed- ! what am I to -removed- ? oh -removed- is me! I better get myself -removed- from here! *climbs ladder* donıt ask how the -removed- got -removed- . The -removed- is on fire!! how am I going to get through the spirit -removed- ! good thing the -removed- is gone! I better get my boss -removed- ! who knows what he would do to me, the -removed- assistant. I have to get out of this -removed- .. My portal! Iım so -removed- ! now where -removed- it? *boom* oh no my -removed- blew up! I shouldnıt have had such -removed- vomit.. now how do I get to -removed- ? I know! Iıll just -removed- and -removed- the -removed- till -removed- is -removed- ! almost -removed- ... there! I -removed- it! now I just -removed- to get through my -removed- portal. I only have to pull this -removed- ... ok -removed- is -removed- ! now I have to go -removed- it.. *dramatic pause* *-removed- crash* holy -removed- ! the -removed- going through the -removed- is on -removed- !!! I must -removed- ! *dashing noise* there Iım though the -removed- by the -removed- of -removed- with added -removed- from -removed- and -removed- 's -removed- ed -removed- s! I have to warn Captain -removed- ! I have to break though the -removed- into -removed- 's cabin! "Captain -removed- !" I -removed- "Yes -removed- assistant?" says -removed- "the -removed- is on -removed- !" I -removed- -removed- ly. "-removed- ?" -removed- -removed- s "yes -removed- !" I -removed- then -removed- " no youıre not going -removed- " then why is everything -removed- ?" he adds -removed- . "well itıs simply a matter that can be explained all in one word!" I say proudly. "-removed- ?" says -removed- . "-removed- !" -removed- say. "-removed- is -removed- ?" -removed- s -removed- . "-removed- !" I say then -removed- him from the room for the -removed- was beginning to -removed- . as we -removed- ourselves, the -removed- got into the -removed- room... and explosion followed. and so everyone was -removed- . "Gasp!" I had said to myself after reading this. I assumed that everything that was -removed- was done so that the -removed- wouldnıt happen here. Also, it can be assumed that -removed- was -removed- so that thoughts were stored in this book, which was sent though the dimensions as a warning.